BEST GIFSET EVER..
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
#basically every fangirl ever
TOMMY PICKLES IS THE ORIGINAL NIGHT BLOGGER.
MY MOM AND I USED TO QUOTE THIS WHEN I WAS LITTLE I WOULD BE TOMMY AND SHE WOULD BE CHUCKIE AND OMG THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THIS!!!